Monday, 21 April 2008

Mike Hitchen still looking for an aunty - posted yesterday!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Must we therefore assume that his cheese fondue relationship did not end in a spanking? I guess we must. Hopefully cheese fondue woman gogled his name and found the truth here.

Anybody game to answer his ad?
Thought as much!

Anonymous said...

I'm more inclined to think that his date with cheese fondue woman was a disaster because he spilt the fondue on her ...and she melted.

Anonymous said...

LOL spilt the fondue on her and she melted ;)

You know he must secretly be gutted that not only has he lost those with the best brains but also with any wit!

Anonymous said...

In this bizarre lonely hearts add, is Hitchen looking for a relationship or a cheap, clapped out old prossie?

Anonymous said...

Well he ain't looking for a nice lady thats for sure...

hitchen hater said...

Auntie says "wear this nice heavy waistcoat and jump off Sydney Bridge. If you don't surface for 5 minutes I'll whip you and slap your bottom and give you discipline and make you do my housework. If you surface sooner then I won't do either"

A Fan said...

When you are behind bars maggot, you will have plenty of big hairy aunties to batter the shit out of you and give you the spanking you so crave. Fucking Pervert.