20110725

Mike Hitchen: Sydney's sexual predator

20100530

Mike Hitchen admits to buying domain names to sell Madeleine McCann's name for his Pension Fund



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....and he is congratulated by schoolteacher Anna-May Silvestro (primavera) who also hosts a blog about seeking justice for Madeleine McCann, whilst encouraging the exploitation of her by a man who writes graphic sex stories about children.

Bizarre.

Mike Hitchen, the Voice for Madeleine McCann increases her 'blood money' to $2,000,000


Not content with asking $350,000 to sell Madeleine's name to the highest bidder for high commerical potential, he now ups the price to $900,000. And now it's £2,000,000. And now it's $500,000.

20100529

Mike Hitchen Profits on Madeleine McCann


You heard it here First

For several weeks Mike Hitchen has been claiming he had new ventures ahead, systems in place, ready to unleash at the right time. He claimed that with these new ventures he would make alot of money.

To quote Hitchen from his secret forum

"I will not be neglecting Madeleine McCann, in fact over the last few weeks I have put several systems in place ready to unleash at the right time."
(Yup, been very busy Hitchen, buying five dollar domain names)

"you've got to be in it to win it"
(Oh of course, $$$$$$$)

Over a period of a few weeks, it will bring in enough until I am 55, at which age I can retire and collect my Super"
(We have always known you were in it for the money, at long last everyone else will now know)



And again

"As for the other one, that's under wraps for now, wouldn't want the little non-achievers shuffling around in the slums of their little slum cities getting jealous"

Opppppppppsssssss Maggot, did we just reveal your big secret? Us non-achievers? Hehehehehehehe



Us so called non achievers have discovered Hitchens plot to make money off the name of Madeleine McCann and others.

Mike Hitchen has purchased domain names in order to resell to the highest bidder.




conquistadorial.com $300


gladette.com $300


herdad.com $300


hilaryclinton2012.com $25,000


ionglobaltrends.com $600


janetanner.com$49,000


janetanner.info


janetanner.net


janetanner.org


karenmatthews.com$20,000


themadeleinemccannstory.com$350,000


themadeleinemccannstory.org


therobertmuratstory.com $50,000


thetruestoryofmadeleinemccann.com
themadeleinemccannstory.co.uk $90,000




He created most of these in May of this year and immediately put them up for sale here


Here is where to find the individual Ads that Hitchen has made, Just click on the "Link" to go directly to the ad.

Janetanner.com $49,000 Link

Themadeleinemccannaffair.com $15,000 Link

themadeleinemccannstory.co.uk $90,000 Link

themadeleinemccannstory.com $350,000 Link

therobertmuratstory.com $50,000 Link

karenmatthews.com $20,000 Link

hilaryclinton2012.com $25,000 Link

ionglobaltrends.com $6,000 Link



We have always known that Mike Hitchen did his best to make money from the innocent name of Madeleine McCann while at the same time fuelling hatred to others for doing the same thing. Did you want it all for yourself Hitchen?


It is clear that M Hitchen purchased these Domains recently and immediately put them up for sale for a massive profit. The domain, themadeleinemccannstory.com AND .co.uk were created on 17th May 2008 as you can see here in this Link. Probably purchased for $5 or less. He is selling themadeleinemccannstory for $350,000 for the .com domain and $90,000 for the .co.uk domain.


The term used for con men as such, is "Cybersquatting" according to the United States federal law known as the Anticybersquatting Consumer Protection Act, is registering, trafficking in, or using a domain name with bad faith intent to profit from the goodwill of a trademark belonging to someone else. The cybersquatter then offers to sell the domain to the person or company who owns a trademark contained within the name at an inflated price. Link


What Mike Hitchen is doing is illegal. Madeleine McCann is a trademark as far as I am aware and I would advise everyone reading this to please inform the families of the above domain names so that they can take the appropiate action against this known pervert cybersquatter, Mike Hitchen.


Perverts and con men who make money from the sad misfortune of others need to be stopped today.


It has now been proven that, Hitchen, the self acclaimed voice for Madeleine McCann, is trying to make a Massive Profit for selling her Name. A massive profit that he hopes to retire on.


Well Hitchen, I hope you can sleep at night, with your pockets full of those dollar signs you love so much, the dollars you will make from the sale of an innocent, still missing, Little Girl, Madeleine McCann, The little girl you have claimed to be a voice for. Now we have proven without a doubt what you really think of Madeleine McCann.
A Fan/Maria from Ireland

20090419

Mike Hitchen, the "Voice for Madeleine McCann" aims to sell her name for $350,000 as "high commercial potential"






20090418

Mike Hitchen: Now sweet child, stand before me so I may continue to undress you

Sticky post - newer posts will appear beneath this one

This is an actual story written by Mike Hitchen on 5th February, 2000 (link to original) in which he describes tying a child to ladder before whipping her and having sex with her.Another story where he describes putting his hands down the pants of a young boy to squeeze his testicles can be found here.

These are just two of his many, often copyrighted, child sex stories that can be found in various spanking and porn sites on the internet. These child abuse stories, plus his hate campaigns against a stillborn and a newborn baby, are why these blogs exist: to expose him, and his supporters, but most importantly to collect evidence for the people he is attacking in order that the police can carry out their investigation so that Hitchen can be stopped from destroying peoples' lives. One woman has already tried to kill herself because of the abuse she received from Hitchen - how many more people are going to be destroyed before he is stopped?

As Hitchen says: "People who have hurt or crossed me have attemped suicide, have suffered nervous breakdowns and marriage breakup as a consequence of my actions. I view those as positive results and any harm done is of no interest to me. I find people's weak spots and twist the sword. As for destroying lives, yes, and it is something I am proud of." (Link to original)

All evidence on this blog links directly to Hitchen's own words. We have been accused by Hitchen and his supporters of being "pro-McCann" - when we are actually 'pro-Madeleine'. This blog has nothing to do with the McCann's, but it has everything to do with Mike Hitchen's exploitation of Madeleine McCann's name and, more recently, his 'Child at Risk' campaign which he links to Madeleine's name. We are here simply because we are trying to stop Mike Hitchen from trying to have a newborn baby taken from his parents because he doesn't like the baby's father. Mike Hitchen is orchestrating vigilante action against the father and we aim to get this stopped before the baby is harmed. If you seek justice as we do, particularly for babies, then please read the evidence contained in this, and the second evidence blog, and join us with your support... Thank you.

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"Oh child, if only you could have seen your face as you brazenly walked into the stable. You did not expect to see me did you? How your heart must have sank at the sight of me awaiting your arrival. I noticed your eyes transfixed by the riding crop I tapped against my leg. What a delicious look of fear my eyes beheld!


You stutter an explanation, and inwardly I laugh at your feeble attempt. Bend over child, bend for my eyes to have the pleasure of seeing your riding breeches, stretched tightly across your beautiful bottom. My eyes are pleased and a message is sent to my loins. Alas, for now my manhood must wait for the pleasure to be found in your Garden Of Eden; for I have other matters that need my attention.

You flinch as the crop strikes across your thighs, first the left, then the right. Foolish child, your buttocks were clenched in anticipation, a futile defence against the onslaught of pain. You did not know that I had no intention of marking your bottom whilst clothed, that I want your flesh unmarked as it lies across my knee.

Now sweet child, stand before me so I may continue to undress you. Let me hold you in my arms to show my love for you.

A smile crosses my face as I point towards the ladder. You remember the ladder well, tilted at about 45 degrees, leading to a loft covered with a bed of hay. You remember being tied to the ladder, as I took the riding whip to you, to break you like a wild horse. Your eyes glow with terror, "surely not" you are thinking. I admit, for a while I am tempted, but my manhood can wait no longer. Come my child, let me walk behind you, as you lead me to the Garden of Eden. "

Mike Hitchen Feb 5, 2000

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20080821

Mike Hitchen defends paedophile Gary Glitter

"Gary Glitter was flying back to Britain tonight to take advantage of free medical treatment on the NHS after he was released from a Vietnamese prison. "

The Daily Mail online published this article



Following outraged comments from British readers of Daily Mail online, Mike Hitchen defended the paedophile saying, "Grow up readers! Glitter has done his time in a country not noted for its truth in determining guilt and as such is a free man whether you like it or not. He's entitled to go and live where he wants unless one of you wishes to step up and take his place in the ludicrous feeding frenzy of half-truths that passes for 'news' in tabloids!"

Yes, Mike, we all know what you think of the British tabloids and the feeding frenzy of half-truths relating to the McCann's don't we? And we also know that you've been a fan of Gary Glitter since the 70's, so are we really surprised to see you pop up on the Daily Mail defending this despicable man?

Mary, from the UK, responded:



Maybe 'Michael' of Sydney approves of paedophiles, Mary? After all, you can find a wide selection of his perverted stories right here on this blog with links to the originals, written by his own fair hand.

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20080703

i on global trends Mike Hitchen: Sydney's sexual predator and "voice for Madeleine McCann": 'The Bulletin' journalist, Chris Freind, emails child pervert Mike Hitchen "The truth must be told"

http://ionglobaltrends.blogspot.com/2008/07/madeleine-mccann-chris-freind-gerry-and.html

'The Bulletin' journalist, Chris Freind, emails child pervert Mike Hitchen "The truth must be told"


Yes, Chris, we agree that the truth must be told. How about writing an article on the truth about the man who claims to be 'The Voice for Madeleine McCann', Mike Hitchen? The man who writes sexually graphic stories about tying a child to a ladder before beating her and having sex with her. The man who is now selling Madeleine down the river by selling her domain names so he can retire early?
How is it you claim to seek justice for this little girl yet turn a blind eye to the reality behind the person you associate with?
Come on Chris, you like to insult British journalism so now show us that American journalism is better.

20080522

Mike Hitchen child sex story: Warning: Pornographic/Incest content


Mike Hitchen also posts on sex sites using the name 'mah'

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I gave Mom a kiss, stood up, and pulled the zipper down on my jeans. She took the "que" and helped me tug my jeans down.

We looked at each other, not knowing who was going to do what next. Mom's face was as red as mine and she was crying. Finally, I took ahold of the waistband of my panties and pulled the front of them down, baring some of the hair on my puss.

Mom laid her hands on mine and helped me pull them all the way down, completely baring my bush right in front of her. Mom's face flushed some more and she swallowed hard. I succumbed to the feeling of the moment and started rubbing my bare butt.


Link to full story.
Another 'Vivian' child incest story is here.

20080521

mah (known as Mike Hitchen) on other child sex story sites



Hope you won't mind us mentioning on here that we now know you post as mah, Mike Hitchen, so that people can link the two together. It seems you changed your name so you could write even worse filth about children - particularly Vivian, the young girl you described as having an incestuous relationship with her mother from the age of 9 to, at least, 19.

You may call it "light relief" Mike Hitchen, but it is clearly sickening abuse of children.

And you have NO right to self-appoint yourself as "The Voice" for Madeleine McCann - or any other child for that matter.



20080520

Damn, it would be too bad if you are recognised as a child pervert in your own small suburb, wouldn't it Mike?


The Guv'nor
Feb 17 2003, 1:22 pm

Newsgroups: alt.spanking.reality.moderated
From: "The Guv'nor"
Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2003 06:15:48 CST
Local: Mon, Feb 17 2003 1:15 pm
Subject: Re: An observation


"Daze" wrote:

"Heh, I keep thinking about the idea of my client base learning about
my interests...from where I stand, you are one brave person...or,
work/live in a community that's not as stuffy as mine."


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And a widespread community! For the last couple of years, most of my one on
one consultancies, or those signed up for the information service are conducted online. These days any new business is largely word of mouth so often new clients are forewarned!

In addtion, it is a strange thing about online work, clients invariably end up as friends. For some reason the relationship develops quicker and deeper than conventional onsite or phone consultancies.

Also a few short term consultancy clients have been generated through spanking newsgroups, although if it is something straightforward, I normally don't charge.

As for my Aussie on site clients, I have two long term "one on one" clients
and they have known for some time. It is hard for those overseas to understand the local environment; although Sydney is a large city it is like a small village. Everyone seems to know someone.

I have even been recognised as "The Guv'nor" in my own small suburb!


Mike


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Nbrado, moderator of the 3 Arguido's, who advocates free speech except on his own site, gives advice about pro-McCann blogs


20080511

Pervert Mike Hitchen fantasises about spanking children whilst watching children's programme "Play School"

The Guv'nor

Newsgroups: alt.spanking.reality.moderated
From: "The Guv'nor"
Date: Fri, 4 Jun 2004 06:32:54 CST

Excerpt from Mike Hitchen's fantasy about spanking children whilst watching the children's programme "Play School"


"I don't normally like to include young kids in my stories, either directly or indirectly. However, in this case there is a reason.

The idea for this story came from the controversy arising out of a recent episode of "Play School" an Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC) program for young children.

It features a segment called "Through The Window" looking at different lifestyles and family/social activities. This particular episode showed a little girl with two mummies. "Come along Rebecca, PlaySkool is on. Let's sit down and watch it together."


***

Let's spin the wheel and see which window we will look through today. Is it
going to be the square window? No, it's gone past. Oh it's stopping, very
slowly. It's stopped at the oval window. Let's have a look through shall we?

"Hi my name is Jemma, I'm 34 and live in Sydney with Steve. This is Steve,
he's my partner and my top. We are going to the zoo today, and we are both
very excited.

Here we are at the zoo. Oh look, there's a lion. Doesn't he look fierce. I'm
glad he's behind a walled enclosure. Now we are off to see the elephants.
They are much bigger than lions. Some have big ears, and some have small
ears. Ouch! did you see that? Steve pinched my bottom. He's fun isn't he.

This is the monkey enclosure. Steve's made a joke about spanking the monkey
LOL. Time for me poke my tongue out at him I think. Oh Steve doesn't like
that. He looks angry doesn't he? Of course, he's not really angry, he's just
pretending. What was that he said? He said I am very naughty and when we get
home, he's going to put me across his knee and smack my naughty little
bottom.

Yes I do look sad don't I. And scared. But I'm not really, this is just a
game between us like mummies and daddies, or Rodney and Nigel.

He's giving me a good telling off isn't he. Shall I poke my tongue out
again? Shall I. OK then.

Ouch. Oh that hurt. He smacked me on my bottom in front of the monkeys. Oh
dear, I am going to be in trouble when I get home.

This is our house. Where is Steve going I wonder. Oh no....he's going to the
closet in the hallway! Oh dear, that's where he keeps his paddle.

He's coming back. He's holding the paddle in his hand...and look..he has his
sleeve rolled up. Oh dear, what have I done.

This is me across Steve's knee. Poor Jemmas going to be in trouble! Ouch.
Oooh Ouch. Doesn't he spank hard. I am beginning to have second thoughts.
Well not really. This is..Ouch..fun!

Oh my poor, poor bottom. I can't show you but my bottom is really red and
sore. I should never have poked my tongue out at him at the zoo.

****
"Did you enjoy that Rebecca?"

"Yes mummy. But I have a question about PlaySkool"

"Certainly dear. Do you want to know why Steve was spanking Jemma and why
she was enjoying it?"


link to story

Mike
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And I can't question how or when or why when I'm gone
Can't live proud enough to die when I'm gone
So I guess I'll have to do it while I'm here...Phil Ochs

20080510

i on global trend's child pervert Mike Hitchen took advantage of a young boy called Jack by squeezing his testicles

"Come here Jack, let me make you look presentable"
He came to me without a murmur. I put my hand inside his waistband and started to tuck his shirt in.
"Em..ok Janice..I think you can stop now. It seems all right"
"Just need to be sure Jack, better pull the end down lower, much lower"
"Em..no need to go that low Janice. and that's not my shirt bye the way."
"I know Jack. I know. Oh you naughty boy. Looks like something has come up"
"Em, yes. well...nearly lights out you know..better be off"
"Oh you can't go yet Jack, you have been too naughty. I can feel how big this has got, that's very naughty"
I gently squeezed his testicles.
"I am going to teach you not to be naughty Jack" and squeezed a little harder. "You know what happens to naughty boys don't you?. DON''T YOU?". and gave an extra hard squeeze for emphasis.

I unbuckled his belt, then unbuttoned his trousers.
"Not the first time these have been down today is it Jack?"

"Or these" I said as I pulled his Y fronts down.
"Hello Y Fronts, say hello to Mr Carpet" I quipped.
His erection was evident. Jack may not have an erect posture, but his willy (cock seems the wrong word), certainly did.


Mike Hitchen September 16, 2003

20080509

Mike Hitchen tells Police how to do their job with non negotiable options and threats


20080505

Mike Hitchen: Unbelievable arrogance that Isabel has to have his permission to display her photographs!



http://www.gerrymccannsblogs.co.uk/P.D.L.htm

Photos below by Isabel Displayed with permission of Mike Hitchen

20080501

Mike Hitchen: Lack of working brain cell



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20080428

ProbablyNot gets banned for daring to speak the truth


20080427

Hypocrit AnnaMay Silvestro/AnnaEsse/Primavera pretending to be concerned about internet grooming on MySpace...


.....despite supporting pervert Mike Hitchen in his Child at Risk campaign, and knowing that he chats to 16 year old girls on Bebo.

http://frommybigdesk.blogspot.com/2008_01_11_archive.html


http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3457284951


Millions of girls using Facebook, Bebo and Myspace 'at risk' from paedophiles and bullies


20080424

Loadsamoney

20080421

Vera, Mandy and Hobnob discuss children's online safety

When are these women going to wise up?

20080420

Mike Hitchen: "You'd better not frown, Santa Claus is coming to take your knickers down"



"I am Santa Claus, Virginia. Think of me the same way you would a doctor or a genealogist"



Virginia managed to figure out what he meant.


Soon, Santa had Virginia across his knee and was spanking her like she had never been spanked before. She did wish he wouldn't keep saying, "Ho, Ho, Ho" though. It was a pity he didn't have his red suit on, but then again, it's not every girl who gets put across Santas knobbly knees for a good smacked bottom.



Mike Hitchen 30 November, 2002




Read the rest of this knicker-gripping bestselling novel here:


20080419

Mike Hitchen: In the bathroom I can feel him watching, though he never speaks


"I feel him, sense him, fear and respect him. I have handed over my life to him. I have given him control of my every moment and movement. Web-cams watch me everywhere I go in my apartment. In the bathroom I can feel him watching, though he never speaks."

Mike Hitchen May 30, 2001

20080418

TFA v Hitchen

And TFA researches his facts and doesn't write with hatred and vitriol
peace:)

AnnaMay Silvestro, the Warwickshire teacher and supporter of Mike Hitchen's Child at Risk campaign, gets tough with the '3 arguido's'


http://frommybigdesk.blogspot.com/2008/02/family-of-mari-luz-threatens-mccanns.html

(Primavera/Anna-May Silvestro) AnnaEsse said...
"Comment from anonymous of today's date has been deleted by me, moi, myself. Reason for deletion: I hate people who bore me, and anonymous' infantile and trivial comment nearly sent me off my chair with boredom. Home from work to that! Jeez!"

Clearly she doesn't think Hitchen is an infantile bore - just those who question her support of him.

Should Etone School supply teachers/'doctors'/herbal suppliers support hate/child at risk campaigns that are started, by someone such as Hitchen, for no other reason than jealousy?



Especially as she wrote this on youtube on a topic about child abuse, yet clearly supports Mike Hitchen who is doing exactly the same:


"annaesse (4 months ago)
I agree! Stop child abuse now! Parents you don't know who your child is talking to on the internet and neither do they. The man your daughter is chatting to may be someone older than she is, grooming her for sex and just waiting for the chance, when she is feeling vulnerable to lure her from your home. This does happen. Your 15 year-old daughter may be the one some numpty, anonymous pervert is chatting with, someone who persuades her that only he understands her."




Discuss.

20080417

Mike Hitchen had ASRA grant to research spanking

I have done quite a bit of research into this matter, I have analysed all my contacts and created socio-economic profiles, personality profiles, educational profiles and emotional and psychological profiles.

Using advanced analytical software programs, I have created various graphs and comparitive studies to compare vast amounts of relevant data. I have done this with the aid of a grant from The Australian Social Research Agency, and it has taken me over a year to complete.

Mike

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Mike Hitchen would take a blow up doll, a slipper, and two melons in a sack to a desert island...

You have been banished to a desert island but are allowed to take certain items with you:

5 Records
5 Books
5 Videos
5 Spanking related items.

What would you choose.

Here are mine:

Records: James Taylors Greatest Hits; Tapestry; Bat Out Of Hell; Don McLeans Greatest Hits, Soundtrack of Carmen Jones. (I would try and sneak a copy of Barry Manillows Greatest Hits to encourage me to start swimming).

Books: About A Boy; How Green Was My Valley; Animal Farm; Discworld Compendium; Brave New World

Videos: Quiet Man; Great Escape; Carmen Jones; Third Man; Blue Hawaii

Spanking Related Items: A Janus Magazine, A Roue Magazine, A Blow up flexible doll, A slipper, two mellons in a sack.

Mike


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Nearly 30,000 page views since blog began on 28 Feb - keep up the good work!

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20080416

Ionglobaltrends get 0 votes for best blog of all time

In fact, the blog doesn't even get a vote from the person who nominated it!
Nice comment from spammypammy though.
He seems to be having more luck in these categories where he's got 34 votes in each so far
The comments can be seen here:
Nominate now to ensure Hitchen gets a proper award for his
'Child at Risk' blog in 2008

20080412

aw...Maggot has no friends


20080410

Spanking video: as Mike Hitchen would say "it contains pornographic material" :)

20080408

Mike Hitchen: Deal with it or tell someone who cares

"Rutgers" wrote in a message:

I observed my father's death from a botched heart valve replacement procedure. The best surgeon in the NY area performed the operation. I held his hand as I watched him fade away.

Rutgers


"The Guv'nor" wrote in a message:

Rutgers That's life. Deal with it or tell it to someone who cares. But don't look in the mirror when you do so.

Mike


Mike Hitchen 4 November 2001

20080407

Mike Hitchen: Should children be punished by means of a hiding or spanking?

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20080406

Silly Cat blog

Mike Hitchen visits a teenager's blog and, for once, doesn't leave his photo
to show her how old he is.

Mike Hitchen and his award winning blog


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Brother and Sister


And you know something? One day I did just that. In fact, I went a bit further..
You know how sometimes things well up inside you? Things you are bursting to say, all bottled up and when you do finally let it all out, you can't seem to stop and go further than intended? That's what happened.

However, I did get her over my knee. She was still protesting of course, but I had gone too far to stop now. Up went her skirt, and down came everything that was meant to come down in circumstances like this.
When I had finished spanking her, I helped her up. I pulled her towards me and hugged her - tightly.
"I did tell you that I would put you over my knee. You should have expected it" I said, with what I hoped was a sort of assertive tenderness.
She pulled away and looked at me.
By heck, I hadn't seen that look on her face since we were 18 and she told me. "You know, mum and dad wont be home for ages and ages".
She stroked my cheek and coyly said....."Yes I know. I am not stupid you know"
Well, I'll be buggered:)
Mike


Mike Hitchen April 7, 2004

Mike Hitchen had sexual feelings for his own brother

During this period of my life, I often asked my brother how teachers in school caned. Occassionaly, and this is the first time I have told anyone this (and that includes Jane) I asked my brother to spank me, which he did. I have never had any sexual feelings for a man, or any desire to be spanked by a man, apart from those occasions.

Mike Hitchen 19 October, 1999

Mike Hitchen: Playing with himself in the Shoutbox

Anonymous said...
rev ulc said -"I might add that I am deeply concerned about the behavioral accusations made about Hitchen"I was a member of the shoutbox several months ago. I asked MH what he was doing and he said "just playing with himself" -Not being lonely and desperate or in the mood for shoutbox sex I didn't take the bait, but I was quite taken aback by his comment.
26-Nov-2007 09:32:00

The Check's in the Male


Mike Hitchen: Saturday Night

It was unusual for Dave to spend the evening at home with his daughter, he was hoping to make the most of it. "How about a game of cards?"he asked, in a futile attempt at conversation with the uncommunicative teenager. Barely 18, Sally sullenly refused all suggestions of entertainment. She did not like being grounded - or the belt that Dave had used on her upturned bottom the night before. He could try all he wanted, nothing was going to induce Sally to co-operate with a man who had not only clipped her wings, but had put a sting in her tail as well. Now many may think that Sally was acting like a spoiled little brat, and some may even suggest another trip across the back of the sofa would be justified. However, Sally had a genuine reason to be aggrieved, for in fact she was innocent of the crime of which she had been accused.

Mike Hitchen, December 28, 1999

Mike Hitchen: To me, reality is the keyword

The role playing you suggest can be very exciting and erotic, provided it is conducted realisticaly. I am in case you did not know, a switch, and have experience of both sides of the coin. The schoolboy fantasy is one I particularly like to act out, and vice versa, playing the schoolmaster with a naughty schoolgirl.
To me, reality is the keyword. Certain words and phrases as used in real life by teachers, especially the ones I remember in the 60"s of my youth. The ritual too is important. Most of the schools I attended, caned on the hands, which in itself can be very erotic. A few schools did cane on the bottom, always clothed. The phrase invariably used was "Bend over and touch your toes" which is highly symbolic.
Props too are important. I believe plaid is the common school uniform in US, whilst in UK and Australia the uniforms are very differnt. Most of the old conservative Catholic schools here have very "submissive" looking uniforms. Navy blue tunics, white shirts and striped tie. Navy blue knickers symbolise the "quintessenal" schoolgirl, although many schools also insist on bottle green.
A very good site is
http://www.sixovthebest.com which sells school props such as Punishment Books etc. I must point out at this stage, that I do have a link to them on my site.

Mike Hitchen "The voice for Madeleine McCann", Feb 22, 2000

20080405

Mike Hitchen conning people even in 1999

Mike Hitchen" < newperspecti...@one.net.au> of New Perspectives - Small Business Solutions is a remarkable guy with amazing recuperative powers - or so it seems.

Just a couple of days after his wife, Jane, allegedly dies of cancer, a cancer that she concealed so very well from everyone including the customers of her "discipline" services, and a few days after Mike is threatening people with lawsuits which mysteriously get dropped, Mike is fine again.
In fact, Mike is so fine, that he's flirting outrageously with any woman that so much as blinks at him. He's so fine that he's engaging in flame wars all over the place. You'd hardly know that he ever had a wife, let alone one that had just died a horrible death. When my mother died, my father wasn't in much shape to be doing any of the things that Mike has been doing. He needed time to think, to be alone, to mourn.
I know that everyone reacts differently to a loss, but Mike sure has a funny way of mourning.
My sceptical side tells me that Mike either never had a wife, Jane, or that she never died. Whichever it is, Mike is having us on and appears to be one of the bigger phonies that has graced this newsgroup which has seen more than its share of phonies. Worse still, he's not even an entertaining phony and takes himself far too seriously.



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Mike Hitchen: If I remember correctly I didn't have any toe nail polish.



I have never spanked anyone on the soles of their feet, but I have been caned on my soles. It was quite an interesting experience that was heightened by the fact that it was something new, thus adding the element of "fear" or uncertainty into a disciplinary situation. If I remember correctly, I didn't have any toe nail polish. Mike

Mike Hitchen 19 October, 2001


Mike Hitchen: Dad's Chair and the Special Constable

"She may be 17 but not too old to feel the weight of my belt"

June started screaming "Report her Dad, Don't just stand there do something." Dave looked at her. "Yes my girl, I will do something. Something I should have done a long time ago." He strode over to her, and grabbed her arm. Ignoring her yelled abuse he marched her to the armchair - "Dad's" chair as the family called it, and with little effort bent her over the arm. He held her back with one hand, whilst trying to unbuckle his belt with the other. A discreet cough emerged from the Special Constable, and he heard a whooshing noise. "Maybe I can be of assistance" she offered, and handed him her police issue belt. Dave thanked her, and watched as Mary offered further assistance by pulling back June's skirt. "Drawers Mr Grace?" she asked. Dave was momentarily confused. "Drawers - up or down Mr Grace" Dave was about to say "up" when a torrent of abuse directed at both them changed his mind. "Down I think Constable, well and truly down."

The Special Constable dutifully obliged and Dave could see that Mary Atkins had been very diligent in her unofficial duty. June's bottom still bore the stamp of her authority. Undeterred, he raised his arm and bought the belt down on her upturned bottom. A loud yell, and a word Dave thought he would never hear a woman, let alone his daughter ever say. He looked at Mrs Atkins who smiled sweetly, "Don't worry, I have heard much worse Mr Grace." This startled Dave for a minute, but a cry from his daughter bought him back to the matter in hand. Again and again the belt came down, always accompanied by screaming and abuse. However defiant she tried to be though, June was starting to break.

Mike Hitchen 6 April, 2000

Big things that annoy you: Big Mumma knows: a bit of light relief


Mike Hitchen: Visible Panty Line Market Research

Am I one of the few people who find VPL (Visible Panty Line) sexy! To me it gives a pretty accurate idea of the type of panties the lady is wearing. With that bit of info, you can create not only a fairly accurate profile of the lady:) but also some realistic visualisations:)

Which leads me to the question - do panties reflect the woman?
I was thinking of standing on a street corner with a clipboard, and asking 500 women what type of panties they are wearing and what color. Then I would ask them a few questions about their sexual and private lives.

But these days, you just can't so anything like that without someone complaining. I know - I'll wear an ID badge as well with the word "Institute" somewhere on it, that would help. And to make the lady feel more comfortable, I will only ask those who are accompanied by their boyfriends or husbands.

Pity though. Using that info, I could get a good idea if "type of panties=the woman", publish a paper with my findings in "The Lancet", and become a Spanking Guru with the compulsory black suit, blue shirt and yellow tie with black spots.
Mike


Mike Hitchen 14 March, 2005

HeadKase to Headcase

"Can i ask, have you worked out why you write from a woman's perspective." headkase

"I have it figured. It's because I can design a woman to my specifications, guidelines and Quality Control Measures. I can make her do what I want, when I want, in a way that I want. Joking aside, there is a fair amount of truth in that. I like discipline/spanking to evoke certain feelings, attiudes and images in a woman. By writing from a female perspective, I am creating what I want a woman to feel. Also, I think there is a defence mechanism involved. Rather than writing as me, I write as a femail. My friends have always been femail, so in a way, I identify more with femails than to men. Oddly enough, one of my few male creations was Lord Warne, who I would hate to think bore any resemblance to me!"
Mike

20080404

Mike Hitchen gets even more lippy than usual

The Guvnor


I am looking for a good quality lipstick that stays on.


Probably pink - definitely not red.


It seems most lipsticks either turn a different color once open, or fail to stay on. I want one that stays on and stays the same color as the display.

"Endless" is no good for some reason, so that rules that one out.

20080403

Mike Hitchen abuses a 62 year old man

I once appointed someone to a position who had been doing a job 4 years. The person who lost out, had been doing a similar job for 35 years. He complained to me that he had "35 years experience". So what! It means bugger all to me.

As with many who makes such a boast, he was also stuck in the same mindset as when he started. Whenever new methods were put in place, his response was nearly always "I have been doing this job 35 years".

Eventually he came under my authority, so I gave him all the crap jobs to do and included him in the heavy lifting duites, (he was 62 and kept complaining he was ill, though wouldn't submit to an examination, and the lifting was never more than the legal 16 kilograms anyway). Eventually, for some strange reason, he decided it was time to grow tomatoes. Don't know why - he always wanted to stay till he was 65. Funny how some people change their minds for no reason :)
Mike

Mike Hitchen January 7, 2002

Mike Hitchen: A short story about mommy

On Monday the oven was used. My mother was out in the kitchen and I went out and started talking to her. Like an idiot, I forgot that the oven was on and that the top gets unbelievably hot (nothing like a hot top is what I always say). I leaned on it with my arm sort of diagonally across the corner. OWCH.

For the last few days, I have had a long narrow burn mark on my right arm. Today my mum saw it and said, "That look's nasty, looks like someones caned you on the arm. Decided to diversify have you?"
Mike


Mike Hitchen Jan 6, 2001

Poppy the Popeyed Possum


Mike Hitchen: The 'Voice for Madeleine Mccann' - pretends to be 'June' for his webcam rendezvous with a man


"Good morning. Rise and shine" I open my eyes and stretch. "
Good morning Sir, how are you today?" I ask.
"I am well thank you,, now come along get a move on." I get out of bed and open my underwear drawer. My hand lingers a fraction too long on a pair of black lacey knickers.
"Don't even think of it, if you know what's good for you" I pick the pink ones with blue flowers instead. My whole day will be monitored and controlled.
Some may think I am crazy, he is just a voice. I too sometimes think that, but then I think of Mary and Judy and many others. They have "live" men in the lives, but in reality they too are nothing more than just voices. My man does not lack soul or feeling. His presence may not be physical, but he provides me with the warmth and guidance I need. Yes, I know he may one day find another and that is a chance I must take, the same as I would in real life.
No doubt one day my feelings will change, but for now I say, "Do I really have to eat breakfast Sir"

Mike

Mike Hitchen 30 May 2001 (click link for full story)

20080401

Mike Hitchen: golden opportunity to stitch up McCann's


Mike Hitchen: Shafted on April Fool's Day: New Award


'Well respected', 'Award winning' bugger blogger bugger wins new award

Well, you didn't really think we could let it pass did you?

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Page 3 Maggot


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Mike Hitchen self-confessed "Porn King" writes "The Bookkeepers Daughter"

Message to all my adoring fan on my award winning blog

I hope you all remembered to put your clocks forward one hour last night.
I know it means all you sweetcheekses have lost sleep.

I don't lose sleep over anything, of course:)

20080329

"The faces of Hindley and Brady came to represent the face of evil"

What, like this you mean?


Mike Hitchen: will help you set targets and achieve your goals, in a caring and disciplined way - just like an aunt or uncle


20080327

Mike Hitchen re-writes 'Bruce the Spanking Genie'...

...in order to laugh at Madeleine McCann and her parents
And his larvae laugh too

The Nearly Man

There were only two boys born in Cardiff on Feb that year. On my 24th birthday, I took a girl I liked to a pub for a birthday drink. Being my birthday, I thought to meself "Here we go, here we go-ooooh" and my nickname "The Nearly Man" would cease to be relevant!

Mike Hitchen: Does this really look like the office of a successful businessman? Or does it look like a station for writing stories about children?

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Mike Hitchen's All Time Favourite Spanking Pics

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Oops, nearly posted this to a non topic group, that would have been interesting.
What is your favourite (my spell checker will try to alter that word to Aussie English) of all time? Has your fave remained constant over an extended period of time or does it change like a Number 1 record in the charts.
At the moment I have a new fave - courtesy of the people at APBES. It is a small black and white picture set in what I would describe as "an old farmhouse setting" complete with white stone walls.
Two girls are bent over stools, knickers down. The "father" is sitting down reading a newspaper and the "mother" pottering around with something on what looks like a kitchen range....

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Congratulations Jeremy, Missus and 'Piglet'!!

Fantastic news!

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Bitch from the gutters of Vienna (aka momma in the attic)


Yep, I have already put plans in place to make damn sure of that. Every second of every day, I want her to know why she is left old, alone and unloved by anyone - especially her children. And when I put a plan in operation to screw someone, it always succeeds. Yes she is scared, and yes, she is ill, but I no longer care. Every time I look at her, I see the look on Mel's face at the hurt she was subjected to. Of all the evil things this bitch from the gutters of Vienna has done to her family, this was the worst. I have one brother who I have seen once since 1964 - and that was in 1967, and another who I haven't seen since 1980. By the time I was 11, she had kicked them both out - the oldest at 16. I have nephews and nieces now in their late 20s and 30s, who I have never met. My dad a former director, died a broken man looking like a refugee from Belsen or shuffling around like a down market Arthur Haynes. He was only 66. She did that. She will never ever get my forgiveness. It's payback time. Mike

20080310

momma Hitchen learns how to hack and...


"Oh I see, so you think I'm a
do you, son?"

20080309

Mike Hitchen: The man behind the 'Voice of Madeleine McCann': The purpose of this blog



This blog is not about Madeleine McCann. The 3Arguido's is probably the best site for discussing that issue.

It is unfortunate that, although the 3Arguido's was set up because the Mirror Forum wouldn't allow free speech, the moderators of the 3 Arguido's will also not allow free speech when it comes to discussing Mike Hitchen who calls himself the 'voice for Madeleine McCann'. They discuss the hypocrisy of the government and media involvement in the McCann case,
whilst being guilty of hypocrisy themselves - as does Mike Hitchen who will also not allow free speech on his blog.

We are allowed to discuss Hitchen's posts, providing the comments are favourable, but we are not allowed to discuss the man behind the words who claims to be the 'Voice for Madeleine' - even though the posters on the 3Arguido's are allowed to discuss every single aspect of the McCanns' private, public and sexual lives - and, indeed, anyone else who is in the news.

One of Hitchen's supporters on the 3 Arguido's is a respected poster called '
Beachy' who is an ex police officer and, presumably, was paid from tax payers money to keep children, such as Jeremy's baby, safe from predatory cyberstalkers, rather than feed their psychopathic tendencies and put them on pedestals, which merely feeds their ego's and encourages their abhorrent behaviour to escalate to criminal proportions, which is what is now happening as Mike's harassment of Jeremy includes distributing flyers around the Bradford pubs.

Mike Hitchen is protected on the 3Arguido's, despite clear evidence that he is a pervert. How else can you describe a man who publishes
sexual fantasies about children all over the internet under such names as The Guv'nor, Zippy and The Likely Lad, and even publicly publishes his hatred and revenge for his own mother?

It is shocking that this man has been exposed as a pervert, a liar, a
thief, and a vindictive and malicious man who professes to care about children whilst at the same time is campaigning to have a baby taken from his parents on the strength of a poem that was written by her father whilst he was grieving.

People on the 3Arguido's support Hitchen, and people on this blog cannot understand their way of thinking.

We do not support the McCanns and we do not, now, support Hitchen. We all found our way to Hitchen's blog initially because of the very fact that we did not support the McCann's. We left his blog when we became aware of his 'hidden agenda' which was to lure women into his Shoutbox to talk about sex and spanking and from there he stalked the majority of us and then set about to
destroy lives and then brag about it.

Mike and his supporters congregated in his shoutbox to
make jokes about Madeleine McCann and Jeremy Young's stillborn baby, Ethel, and even went so far as to research her.

Is this really how a man who claims to be the 'Voice for Madeleine McCann' should behave?

Whilst we care deeply about Madeleine, we also care deeply about the
sickening campaign to have Jeremy Young's baby taken from him. Madeleine is more than likely dead - Jeremy's new baby is not - and that is why we are here: to help stop this wicked campaign and to raise awareness of the man and his supporters who are behind this 'Child at Risk' campaign.

Mike Hitchen
has reported Jeremy Young to social services and the Child Protection Unit. The purpose of this blog is to collect evidence so that social services can see that Mike Hitchen is a deranged individual who does not deserve to be taken seriously. Indeed, he should be charged for wasting the time of the social services and police when there are children and babies who are in real and urgent need of assistance. Mike is doing this purely to be cruel and spiteful and certainly not because the much longed for Freddie is in danger from his parents.

The
stress that Mike is putting Jeremy Young and his wife through is a deliberate attempt to cause another stillbirth, which he will add to his list of achievements which include driving people to attempt suicide or have strokes or to suffer marriage breakdowns.

Either people seek justice for ALL children or they do not. I fail to see how anyone can support Hitchen,
a man who openly brags about destroying peoples' lives and actively does all he can to destroy people simply because they do not agree with everything he says.

It is disturbing that he is supported by people like
Mariana Faithful and Pamalam, who have also created blogs about Madeleine McCann.

The evidence of this man's behaviour is contained in the
Reference Library which is being collected for the police.

The Reference Library also contains evidence to disprove Hitchen's claims, even though Hitchen does not provide any evidence to support his fabrications.

This blog exists to collect evidence and to name and shame those who are involved with Mike Hitchen's 'Child at Risk' campaign, and if you support him having read the facts then that is your choice just as it is our choice not to.

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Hitchen has updated his 'Child at Risk' blog.
Mike Hitchen debate on 3Arguido's

And so another thread is taken away by 3 Arguido's for members voicing their opinion


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20080307

Leave your goodwill messages for TFA, his missus and Freddie here, please

It was a hoax, I tell you!

20080306

Maggot and his Larvae mysteriously quiet these days... why's that?

20080305

Mike Hitchen reports grieving, and expectant, father to Social Services (click image to enlarge)


20080229

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Isabel and Mike discuss Melted Barbie and Bradford Pedo








In need of an Aunty


Housework, cleaning etc. in return for an adopted aunty.NO Sex or slavery.I'm looking for a GENUINE aunty.Mature age preferred.
I am a 42 yr old male from Sydney, Australia, who occasionally lacks self discipline, is
looking for an old fashioned aunty, kind but firm, to give me guidance, discipline and if necessary - appropraite correction. I'm very good at housework and find the dsicipline good for me.
References available from a highly reputable catholic order for I have performed voluntary work for 8 years.

I was not proud of what happened with Jack

After Jack left, I turned off the light as required. Everything was dark. This may seem pretty obvious, but it was then that I realized there was darkness and darkness. I opened the curtains and looked out.
My God, who put all those lights in the sky? Of course I had seen stars before, but that is all I had ever done - saw them. I didn't think how pretty they were or nice they looked, they were just there, like the painting on my office wall.
But tonight I saw them. Could they really be so far away? Surely I could reach and touch them? Maybe in some ways that's what I wanted to do - always wanted to do.
I lay on my bed, my mind filled with thoughts. This was not unusual, my mind was always filled with thoughts at night. Tonight though was different.
I wasn't thinking of how I could get results, or who was trying to screw me or the people I represent. I wasn't thinking how I could negate them, who I could use, who I could turn against others.
I was thinking of a cute, naive boy who I had taken advantage of. I was thinking of Father Brian and what he and the nuns represented. I was thinking about who smiled through joy and laughed for pleasure.
I was not proud of what happened with Jack. This time he was not a conquest. I felt guilt. If I have to feel guilty, at least I was in the right place.
My eyes gradually became accustomed to the darkness. For some reason, this simple, empty room devoid of any luxury felt incredibly sexy. I did not know why at first, then I realized it was because it represented discipline, and also the simple things in life.
I removed the hospital style pyjamas that had been left out for me and lay there naked. It was not a warm night, but it felt right to remove the only vestige of comfort I had with me in the room.
I thought about Jack hanging out of the window getting caned by Father Brian. I had heard about caning but never thought much about it. It was not my concern. I didn't have children and if some teacher whacked some brat, I wasn't going to worry about it.
But I found that my thinking was contradictory, for although I claim not to have taken much notice, there was always something lurking below the surface.
I realized that now as I recalled Jack yelling as he was caned. Father Brian was singing My Way, and my body was singing a Bohemian Rhapsody.
I turned on my stomach, rubbing myself against the coarse bedspread. My bottom arched in the air, offering myself to some unknown person. Was it Father Brian or Mother Superior.
Exhaustion set in, and eventually I slept. I slept like an innocent child who knew little of the world beyond school or home. A child ignorant of what goes on behind closed boardroom doors, or cabinet offices. Knowing there were nice people and not so nice people, but not realizing what shits there are out there; those who would sell their mothers or even their country if it suited their purpose.
************

Read the rest of this hideous, perverted story
here

Going Home by Mike Hitchen


From: Mike Hitchen (newperspectives@goconnect.net)
Copyright 2000 Mike Hitchen. All Rights Reserved. The right of Mike Hitchen to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted in accordance with the Australian Copyright Act 1968. The author has asserted his Moral Rights.

Part 1
They say "You should never go back", but that is exactly what I did. I had no great expectations that everything would be the same, after all it was thirty years since I visited my home town.
Yet I stood on the pavement on a cold and wet afternoon looking at a sign on a shop. "The Candy Box". Amidst new and strange architectural nightmares that made me want to start singing "Little Boxes", an old and familiar sign. Sure, the shop had been modernized. Plate glass windows displayed sweets and chocolates that had never been heard of thirty years ago, but the shop was still there. I wondered what happened to the people who used to run the shop?
Mrs Evans was the first owner, and when she died her daughter Miss Evans took over. I suppose they did have first names, but to us kids it was always Mrs and Miss. We never knew about Mr Evans. Our mums would talk in hushed voices about him, then suddenly change the subject when little flapping ears came too close. "Died in the war" my mum told me when I asked; then told me to go and wash my hands and be quick smart about it because tea was ready.
I never did believe he died in the war. Kids are not daft, they pick up on atmosphere and exchanged glances. Miniature Sherlock Holmes. Anyway, what we didn't know, we invented.
Miss Evans was 25 and very attractive. It was the age of mini-skirts and I remember the furor that erupted when Miss Evans first wore a mini skirt in the shop. "Disgraceful, shouldn't be allowed" or "No discipline that's her problem; her mum was far too soft on her". Mrs Jenkins even informed my mum that "No good will come of that girl, you mark my words."
I didn't mind the mini skirt and neither did Billy Jenkins who got a clip across when the ear when he told his mum so.
It was the bit about no discipline that puzzled me. It was well known to us that Mrs Evans had her own way of dealing of schoolboy and schoolgirl shoplifters. We didn't actually think of it as shoplifting, we just thought of it as "knicking something from the old woman". I laugh at that now, as "The Old Woman was the same age as I am now on this cold, wet afternoon."
Those days were yesterday, but how long ago was yesterday? Sometimes it seems like a hundred years ago; others - well, it seems like yesterday. Too many times perhaps, I wish it was.
Her method was simple and swift. Into the back room for a damn good hiding. Once finished no more was said - it was over and done with. Boys and girls both felt the weight of Mrs Evans justice; equal opportunity I suppose.
She had two implements which she collectively called "The Avengers". This was in the days when boys imagined themselves to be John Steed and the girls, Emma Peel.
If you pinched anything under a shilling it was six with the slipper (called Emma). If it was over a shilling, it was up to nine with the cane, which she named John. Very sexist I suppose, but in those days if you mentioned "glass ceiling" you would either think of a greenhouse, (without even thinking of what effect it may have), or your mum would say "Very nice, but a devil of a job to clean".
Many a young boy or girl would come out from the back room rubbing their bottoms. They always said how hard she whacked, but that they didn't cry. Maybe they did, maybe they didn't, but no one ever seemed to be in the same distress as when Mr Williams the Headmaster (he was a fuuny man), or Mrs Thomas his Deputy gave the cane - and they did it over clothes. Mrs Evans did it on the bare!! .

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Does the Paradise Pleasure House take Visa?

As you know, I have been away for a few days. After the days business I did manage to find the time to relax, so one evening I found myself walking along a moonlit beach contemplating issues such as, "Where am I going with my life?" "What have I achieved so far" "How can I develop as a person" and "Does the Paradise Pleasure House take Visa?".
It was then that I spied an object on the beach (no, it didn't have a little tube and a pointy bit on the end). I looked at it closely. Handle, spout, lid. What could it be I asked myself.
I wondered if there were any markings or inscriptions that may help, and sure enough on the bottom of this object was written, "Genie Lamp. Gold Plated. Serial No 274524. Tested By 2375. Product of Arabia. Use by 2025. Distributed by Jean Genie Corporation, Railway Terrace, Sydney, Australia. Contains no added preservatives"
It seemed a little grubby, so I gave it a quick rub. I was startled by a puff of smoke and a huge, suntanned man suddenly appearing before me
"G'day mate, how's it going?" He asked. "Fine" I replied. "Well" he said, "Your day is about to get even better. I am Bruce, The Spanking Genie and today my old son, is your lucky day.
I have been cooped up in this lamp for...oh let me see now, must be about 200 hundred years. No - I tell a lie, more like 250, doesn't time fly these days? Anyway, I am under instructions from Head Office to offer you not one, not two, but three wishes. Not only that, but if you order your wishes in the next five minutes, I will throw in a free set of steak knives, a pocket calculator and a copy of Rolf Harris's Greatest Hits. Can't say fairer than that can I? Who else would give you three wishes?"
I was tempted to say Cindy at the Paradise Pleasure House, but I decided not to.
"Ok" I said, I will start by having a huge amount of money put in my bank account, a car phone, and a Ferrari to put it in".
The Genie shook his head.
"That's all very well and good, and all nice to have I'm sure, but as you may recall, I am the Spanking Genie. Now 'scuse me if I am stating the bleeding obvious, but to my mind that implies that I specialise in wishes relating to spanking. It's all pretty simple when you think about it"
He was right of course, I should have realised. I set my mind to thinking about my three wishes.
"First of all, I want a 1940's type house complete with parlour. It should have a fireplace, a clock on the mantelpiece, floral curtains, and patterned wallpaper."
As I spoke The Genie listened intently.
"Know just what you mean and very nice too if I might say so. I can offer you our "Mrs Miniver House" or I can do a "Meet The Hubbards" very popular you know."
I will take the Mrs Miniver please" I replied.
"Course, you will want a lady of the house to spank wont you. Let's see what I've got. Ah yes, Greer Garson Deluxe Model, one of our more popular models. Then we have a Phylis Calvert Edition in a nice blue dress with Empire neckline; a nice little Jean Kent in an apron and kitchen gloves.
We also do a specialised line in imports such as any of the Andrews Sisters, and a Myrna Loy Special who takes your hat and says, Did You Have A Good Day Dear. Course, you didn't have a good day did you, and she knows why doesnt she - it's written all over face. You throw the bill from the dress shop on the table, roll up your sleeve and tell her that you have something to say about it."
I thought for a while and decided on Greer Garson.
"Wise choice. Don't think you'll be disappointed" he assured me.
"Be ready for you Thursday.
Now then, all we have to do is fix you up with some implements and Bob's your uncle. How about a belt Sir? Nice black leather one, about two inches wide. Then we have Dads Slipper, Mums Bedroom Slipper, a Feather Duster or a Hairbrush - we will even throw in a dressing table to put it on for added realism. Oh, almost forgot - forget me head if it wasn't screwed on, an old wooden ruler."
I found it hard to decide.
"Any chance of having two implements?" I enquired meekly. He shook his head and made strange "tssssk" like noises.
"Tsssk. Not our usual policy I'm afraid Sir. More than my jobs worth."
I told him I understood, apologised for disturbing him and told him I would be more than happy to put him back in the lamp. He thought about this for a second, then replied,
"Tell you what, seeing you seem a decent sort of bloke, I will let you have Dads Slipper and the Wooden ruler. Can't say fairer than that can I.?"
He then asked me for my second wish.
"I really would like a Ferrari" I told him.
"Sorry Sir, no can do. Spanking related only I'm afraid"
"OK. I would like to spank a beautiful lady"
He smiled,
"Thats more like it. No problem at all Sir. Now in what sort of situation would you like the spanking to take place?"
"Can I choose any sort of environment?" He smiled broadly.
"Anything you like Sir. Just name it. Now then what it will be; woodshed, living room, kitchen, schoolroom?"
I shook my head.
"None of those"
He looked puzzled.
"I want to spank her in a garage"
"Your wish is my command Sir."
"Bent over the bonnet of a Ferrari".
I now have two questions for you.
(1) What do you think my third wish was (2) What three wishes would YOU choose
Mike

1. That you let your momma out of the attic
2. That you would get stranded on a desert island with no gum tree paddles
3. That you get some therapy

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